She comes over - I have to hit her hole 🍆 I have to hit her hole 🍆 I have to hit her hole! That's the kind of billiards

If he fucks me, I'll wiggle my ass and I don't have to pay rent 😌

That's how I envision sex with a gymnast - she's in a twine, I'm inserting

They've crammed in what can't be crammed in, so I suggested anal, because pussy can't hold a dick

I bought new pantyhose and I'm going to my dad - why, I'll jerk him off with my legs 👀

He fucked the maid instead of paying her - why, she's an attendant

You can't stick it in your sister, I know. 🫣 I'll just pee in her panties

You want to cum inside, go ahead But make it an anal creampie

I waited for a girl and fucked a waitress 😳 I don't spare my dick for anyone

Girls, don't argue! I've got one cock for your three asses - I'll fuck every one of them

Chief, I've got an ass like this at home I'll fuck it, then I'll work

What a worthy fucker - cums three times over 💦

Wait for your friend on my cock-- we have an hour to cheat

Double camshot on your face? I agree! Lots of sperm is awesome 😍

Yes, it's nice to fuck her - you can see for yourself how beautiful she is

I fuck one or the other with my dick - why, I've hired two secretaries and I'm getting high

My ex is using me to fuck her to orgasm - the nerve!

Look, I'm the only one who can do that. I fuck one and lick the other between the legs

You're the one who hasn't fucked in a while? What are you waiting for? Fuck me and cum on my face

This table has sex more often than I do 🗿 She won't let me play again

I mean, you don't want to cheat?! 😤 I gave you the money, take off your clothes

A guy's friend is propositioning me for sex. I'll give it to him, but I don't cheat

I didn't know my friend fucked me to orgasm. I would've given it to him a long time ago

I'm not cheating, I'm dating my roommate! It's not my fault he has a penis